Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
