She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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