I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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