Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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