he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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