why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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