Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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