Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Randomize