Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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