Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
