So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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