How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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