i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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