READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
