Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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