How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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