there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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