So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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