I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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