This girl is more easily done than said...
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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