That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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