I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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