I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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