BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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