What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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