You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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