i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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