they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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