we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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