32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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