What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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