So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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