I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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