You made me cry and you don't even care
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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