she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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