Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
we're so committed to being not committed
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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