to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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