If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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