she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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