your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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