Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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