So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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