# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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