if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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