No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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