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(312): View more from Illinois

Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006

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(419): View more from Ohio

It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"

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(313): View more from Michigan

How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...

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(513): View more from Ohio

successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here

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(406): View more from Montana

Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink

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(713): View more from Texas

I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??

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