I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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