WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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