I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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