I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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