She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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