Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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