i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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