D3 body, D1 cock
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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