He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
We have started to decorate penises.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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